Vacuums

A couple weeks ago I just got my "new" vacuum - A Kirby Heritage II vacuum circa 1984.

I've used the vacuum several times and it works extremely well. The Kirby was built to last.

Well I finally found time to read the manual, which was so kindly provided. And what an interesting read that proved to be. I read about all sorts of attachments - some of them being more typical; hoses, brushes and nozzles of various size and function and then the manual delved into some lesser-known attachments; the rug renovator, an inflator/deflator, floor polisher, spray gun and turbo sander. All very useful items for the diligent housewife.

But my curiosity was peaked when I saw this attachment advertised:

For those that can't read the caption it says:
Massage Cup
Use with flexible hose for invigorating skin or scalp massage. Great for pet grooming.

Wow this really is a multi-purpose machine. One is definitely going to get their money's worth out of their Kirby!

Now I was really intrigued by this machine's capabilities; I decided to read further to see what else I could discover.

I then came to the section on the Turbo Sander. Firstly, I was impressed that a 1980's housewife would be brave enough to tackle a large sanding project - such as the living room floor. But as I read on I realised it was not just for floors, it could also buff furniture and polish shoes! And then this picture caught my eye:

The caption reads:
Relieve tired, aching muscles with the Turbo Sander's exclusive massage pad. Do not use the dust shroud with this pad.

Oh my! Apparently, the Turbo Sander was supposed to be a main-stay of the vacuum's functions. I am sure many husbands were thrilled to have their wives dote on them with special attentions from the Massage Cup and then the Turbo Sander with massage pad.

I could feel my excitement growing as I rummaged through the accessory box looking for the necessary items. Wouldn't Big Mr be in for a surprise when he arrived home from work??

But disappointment soon took over; the required accessories were not there. I don't know if they were worn out from excessive use and then discarded, or if the previous owner had decided those accessories were a bit too dear for her pocketbook when the Kirby salesman came round.

Ahh well. I can always keep my eye out at garage sales.

Who knew a vacuum could be so versatile!